I’m not gonna stab you to death
I’m not gonna have offensive breath
I just wanna split a bottle of wine with you
I’m a good guy
I’m a pretty good guy
I file my taxes on time
Although my dad helps a lot with that stuff
I’m full of interesting info
Women and woman are only pronounced different at the O
But the A and the E sound the same
Well I thought it was interesting
I don’t wanna be disrespected
I don’t wanna have my dick bisected
I just wanna talk to you about me
I’m a good guy
I’m a pretty good guy
I go to church every day
The church of Andrew WK
And I only listen to one band…
I don’t ask for directions
I don’t stop at intersections
I just got out of a really bad car accident
I don’t wanna run a marathon
I don’t wanna run in general
I just wanna run for mayor of I don’t give a fuck city
I’m a good guy
I’m an okay guy
And my twitter profile
Is @WokeAlly69
I’m so lonely!
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019