Inauguration Song

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This song was written specifically for Donald Trump to sing with the Beach Boys at his inauguration.
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I am not going to drain the swamp you dopes
I'm not going to build the wall amigo
I'm not going to keep all the Muslims out
and I'm not even going to lock her up

and there's nothing you can do folks, nothing you can do
You fell for my hashtags and Russian fake news
Nothing you can do folks, nothing you can do
although the second amendment people, maybe there is, I don't know.

I'm actually the most trustworthy guy you'll ever meet, believe me
and I promise you this
I'm going to make America great again for everyone*

No puppet
You're the puppet

Check out sex tape

I'm saving all these jobs from being outsourced to another nation
Not my fault if you lose them all in a couple years to automation

Nothing you can do folks, nothing you can do
You bet all your chips on a bogus dude
Nothing you can do folks, nothing you can do
although the second amendment people, maybe there is, I don't know

I'm going to make America great again for everyone*

*in the top 1%

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released December 30, 2016
Lyrics by Shades McCool and Donald Trump
Everything else by Shades McCool

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