How do you live with yourself?
Got your own circle in hell
I’m not hyperbolizing
I just want to enjoy this thing
Little voice you gotta go
It doesn’t seem that long ago
I was young, dumb, and full of fun
Now that I’m old, cold, and covered in mold
Everything’s a hassle to me now
Everyone’s an asshole to me now
I don’t want you making that sound
I don’t want you banging around
If you’re going to be there I’m gonna move or maybe I’ll just sit here and stew
Maybe you don’t understand that you are so loud
Understand I’m not messing around
When I turn around and choke you out
During Watchmen in the scene where they fuck to Leonard Cohen
Little voice you gotta go
Cuz I’m about to explode
I used to be young, dumb, and full of fun
Now that I’m old, cold, and covered in mold
Everything’s a hassle to me now
Everyone’s an asshole to me now
I don’t want you making that sound
I don’t want you banging around
If you’re going to be there I’m gonna lose my frickin mind. AAAHHH
STOP crinkling that plastic bag around. Just take the thing out of the bag and put the bag on the ground.
Show some respect, show some restraint
MST3000 you ain’t.
credits
from Pretty Good Guy,
released June 13, 2019
Backing vocals by Rob Crow
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