Make your own custom croutons
Make your own custom croutons (yeah) woo
First you're gonna need a little bread. I prefer to use at least two kinds.
Cut the bread into little squares. Friend, you've got yourself some baby croutons there.
Toss the croots in some olive oil or whatever oil you desire.
Time to show your artistic side. Season those babies with whatever you like like...
Make your own custom croutons
Make your own custom croutons
Pop those fuckers in the toaster oven for five minutes at 375.
Flip em over and toast em til they're golden brown.
We hope you have a pleasant stay in Crouton Town.
Now you've made custom croutons. Made your own god damn custom croutons.
It’s fun, it's easy, and a great way to use old bread. I meant to mention it should be older bread.
So you've chosen to go down this path.
You can never go back to your old life.
Those five minutes at 375 are the only time I ever feel remotely alive.
If you make at least two croutons could you please send one to me?
I'll put it in my little crouton case that was formerly an ice cube tray.
I guess that you could put them in a salad. Personally I've never eaten a salad. I give them names and pretend they're my friends and we're all going out to see a movie later
Make your own custom croutons. Make the best decision of your life.
You’ll never walk alone again with a crunchy carbohydrate friend.
credits
from Pretty Good Guy,
released June 13, 2019
Backing vocals by Rob Crow
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