Hi.
I don't want to be stabbed to death. I don't want to have offensive breath. I just want to split a bottle of wine with you.
I'm a good guy. I'm a pretty good guy. I file my taxes on time although my dad helps a lot with that stuff.
I don't want to get HIV. I don't ever want to lose my keys again. I don't want to get yelled at by either of my girlfriends.
I don't want to be disrespected. I don't want to have my dick bisected.
I just want to talk to you about Christ.
I'm a good guy. I'm a pretty good guy. I go to church everyday (the church of Andrew W.K.).
And I only listen to one band.
I kinda wanna go back to prison. I don't even own a television.
I just want to toss the frisbee around with you. It's true.
I don't want to run a marathon. I don't want to run in general.
I just want to run for mayor of Idontgiveafuck City.
I'm a good guy. I'm an okay guy and I don't understand why I don't have any friends on LinkedIn.
Bye.
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