How do you live with yourself? Got your own circle in hell. I'm not hyperbolizing. I just want to enjoy this thing.
Little voice you gotta go.
It doesn't seem that long ago I was young, dumb, full of fun.
Now that I'm old, cold, full of mold
Everything's a hassle to me now. Everyone's an asshole to me now.
I don't want you making that sound. I don't want you banging around.
If you're gonna be there I'm gonna move or just sit and stew.
Maybe you don't understand that you are so loud.
Understand I'm not messing around when I turn around and choke you out during Watchmen in the scene where they fuck to Leonard Cohen.
Little voice you gotta go cuz I'm about to explode.
I used to be young , dumb, full of fun.
Now that I'm old, cold, covered in mold
Everything's a hassle to me now. Everyone's an asshole to me now.
I don't want you making that sound. I don't want you banging around.
If you're gonna be there I'm gonna move or just sit and stew.
Show some respect, show some restraint. MST3000 you ain't.
credits
from The First Four Demos,
released February 25, 2015
Recording, bass, keyboard, drum programming by Rob Crow.
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